Bathroom Moments...

When I'm in the Bathroom

Every time I blow dry my hair, I pretend that the dryer is actually wind and that I'm crying. I would stare at my reflection and scream out curses at the mirror and pretend that my lover just betrayed me.
 

    "How could you?!"
    "After all I've done...."
    "I curse you and your children for all of eternity!"

   Or it turns into something like a school setting where I'm trying to get a guy. I'm framing the heroine for hurting me while saying it in front of his face and his friends too. But alas he tries to reassure me with an awkward smile and tells me that maybe it was a mistake. He cautiously leaves the classroom and waves at me with a tired-like chuckle. "Well... haha...umm...see ya..."
   As I watch him leave, I wipe the tears on my face that I so carefully put on using an eye drop and  stare at the spot where he was just a second ago, forming a scowl on my face. Jealousy. Ah, it was a feeling that I so despised, yet I could not help but frown at my defeat for trying to seduce him. I frown upon the woman who so utterly won over him.

This is what I pretty much think of as I make faces and fake tears while I dry my hair. 

In the end, it was all a plan for me to avoid the dry and warm air from the dryer 

getting into my eyes.